A Picture is Worth 1,000 Words

But here's a few dozen:

1. I'm a member of Planet Fitness 

(I highly recommend it)

2. If this girl plans on using this machine, she's facing the wrong way 

(she is well aware)

3. Okay, it's actually a friend of mine
(SMH)

4. She's going through a little rough patch 

(let's just say boys are stupid)

5. Motivation

(is clearly not present)

6. I'm in the market for a new gym partner. 

(Any takers?)